written by Danny DeVito (yes, that Danny DeVito) art by Dan Mora & Tamra Bonviallain
Danny Devito writes a fanfiction where him and Catwoman force vaccinate the entire world to end covid then run off to have penguin and kitten families in the Alps happily ever after
first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy
unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid
Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people’s teeth and he’ll see you for free.
Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are
on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?
You’re getting a pap smear done and Worf is there
Like to invite Worf to your Pap smear for moral support
